this is a song from my band “We’re From out West. a new version is being recorded with accordion, bass, and a second guitar! “all my dearest friends have the blues”
My baby boy
“Think outside the box, collapse the box, then take a fucking sharp knife to the box”
Penny chowing down after the puppies first run in harness. She ate it all, including Elly’s AND she did this two days in a row!!
Pups all ran great… and now we sit back and wait for the snow to return… stupid chinook.
We’ve created a monster!
Penny howled all night long after being put in her kennel for bed time…. her song sings something like this, “I waaaaaannnnt to sleeeeeep on the couch.. let me iiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!!!”
Q: Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
A man called his mother in Florida ,
“Mom, how are you?”
“Not too good,” said the mother.. “I’ve been very weak.”
The son said, “Why are you so weak?” She said, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38
The son said, “That’s terrible.
Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?”
The mother answered, “Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.”
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks,
“What part is it?”
The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.”
“The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) “Don’t bother. I’ll sit in the dark. I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody.”
Short summary of every Jewish holiday:
They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat.
Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, “Lady, I haven’t eaten in three days.”
“Force yourself,” she replied.
Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don’t like anything that isn’t 20% off.
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